Saturday, January 27, 2007

Hell

There have been many philosophical and theological discussions on the existance of Hell. Consider the debate solved.

Hell is:

A)Teaching 5 classes of crazy eight year olds on your Saturday.

B)Having one four year old girl throw a fit because she is just getting over chicken
pox, doesn't feel well, is itchy, and doesn't want to be in English class at that
moment.

C)Having the mother of a girl just getting over chicken pox insist to her daughter
that she will indeed, be attending English class that day.

D)Said mother compromising with her daughter, saying that she will attend the class
with her, if her daughter agrees to go that day and with my permission.

E)Me, giving permission.

F)Having two boys who's sole purpose for coming to English class is to try to punch
and kick you in the nuts, annoying you and endangering the future of your family's
bloodline. They will stop at nothing and you cannot take the necessary measures to
permanently ensure that your family tree continues to branch.

G)Getting a headache.

and finally,

H)Combining all of the above into your fourth class of the day.

Discussion over, debate resolved. Hell exists and I have been there.

4 Comments:

At 3:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh... my...god.

that was hysterical! i'm so sorry!!! i revel in your misery, my appologies. LOL :)

hope it goes better next time though!

 
At 8:23 PM, Anonymous tony's mom said...

Oh Mogs! My poor sweet Mogs! Those heathens! Aren't you glad the students aren't in high school?

 
At 11:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two words: Cattle Prod.
That's all I'm saying.
:p

 
At 4:04 AM, Blogger Mogwai said...

Oh, if I could use any kind of stun device or mace, they may behave a little better. As for the comment about high school kids, I have yet to have one of them smack me in the nethers. Maybe it would be better if they were all high school kids. I know it would be easier to teach them then and they may actually learn something.

 

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