A New Cosmetic Retreat
Just now, I made my nightly visit to the sheriff's website to see if I knew any of the people that were busted yesterday. Finding people I know and saving their bright and smiling mugshots is somewhat of a hobby of mine. The sad part is that I have a pretty good collection of familiar smiles.
Speaking of smiles, I found one that scared me tonight. Actually, I found two.
Looking at the two pictures, I noticed something, both of them have striking resemblances to one of my favorite comic book characters of all time. The one on the left has the menacing face and the hair. But the one on the right has a crazy big smile and creepy meth fiend eyes. So I thought to myself, why not turn that ugly smile into a....
So Ms. Brianne Davidson won an all expense paid trip to become the first customer of the Mad Hatter Makeover Institute and Spa. And to think, all she had to do was get arrested for forgery; who said crime doesn't pay?